Monday, April 27, 2009


hmph, so these jokers sent me a letter letting me know that our contract has changed. Oh really? When did we sit down and negotiate this?

Right the best part is that they now deem a 'foreign transaction' one that may involve an online retailer from a foreign country. Mr BoA that's an awfully broad definition and cant wait to see how you apply this.

Face it. You big shots in the banks, at the tippy top that got used to sickly ROI while being allowed to take on risks that not even you could understand, are going to have to get used to the new idea of finance which is less ROI and less pay. You are going to have to get used to the idea that the Wild West of Banking has come to an end and it has nothing to do with a change at the White House or Capital but has to do with the house of cards you built.

Had you been smart at the gamble you wouldve sold out and gone and lived in Barbados about 5 years ago. Unfortuantely some of you stuck around a wee bit too long....so you suffer in your foreclosed company like millions of others. Some of it will come about to have been Criminal I am certain but in the meantime, raise my fees, raise people's rates in the dark of night, because the internet changes the competitive ballgame. A quick search shows me some wonderful ROI and control at Everbank. Lets see what a quick switch nets me.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Well Bellsouth, your customer service and inconsistent DSL service has brought the mea culpe today!! I have had it. No more will our internet go out during a heavy rainstorm, no longer will I have to go into the closet to reset the modem, and no longer will I have to deal with your customer service rep who sits there in silence after I finish my sentence until I say, "I think it's your turn." Enough is enough and I am that person who finally stood up to the bully and said, "No! We are not going to stand by anymore while you take our lunch money, beat up our brothers and sisters and rape our parents and fields of corn! We will take a stand and from this day forward we will tie your hands to the fencepost and poop on you! Right!?" A quick look to the crowd shows a mass of curious faces, some pensive and even one hand is raised but I know it's due to the full support!!! Are you with me!???

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Uproar Du Jour

So the Political uproar of the day is the "Tea Party" where all these Fiscally responsible Americans are in a tizzy over the bailouts!! MY GAWD the BAILOUTS...THE CHILDREN!

Well color me skeptical. Where was the uproar when the previous 8 years of budgets NOT INCLUDING THE OFF THE BOOKS WARS, pushed our deficits to the record amounts we can see today. I mean show me the person who was screaming then and I'll say that they have the fabric to be able to yell and people should say, "Hey you know that crazy guy Jim who stood on the corenr for the last 8 years and held that sign angry at Bush and the budget deficits?" "Yeah." "Well he sure is consistent." However, when Fox News and the right grasp at straws that they themselves are the fiscal police I can't help but wonder who was the Sheriff in years prior.

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