Gorge, Gorge, Gordita!

I dont know what it is about the Taco Bell Gordita but there is nothing on that place's menu that quite punches me in the gut like their Beef Gordita.

It is pretty much a guarantee that by the time you finish off your second one youre a goner. The bathroom is yelling at you. If you were smart you wouldve gone and turned on the fan in the bathroom long before now so as to get the air flowing in there. By now....it's too late.

There is just something so satis-dying about this glorified soft taco that fills your sweaty palms with fullness as opposed to the smaller pinching effect the regular hard and soft taco's give off.

It is the Gordita and the Gordita alone that can make your stomach feel as if you've given just a bit of a morning stretch. Letting it know that every now and then it needs to be prepared for this gut buster. It needs to keep it's head on a swivel so to speak because it can never be quite sure whether you're going to feed it something more manageable, like the smaller nachos and cheese or if you're going to lay the wood to it with the Beef Gordita Supreme.

Alright so I need to go to the, I need to y'know....I need to go to the. .... well, Ill be back.