Amish Anger

Dont let them fool you with that Jovial looking beard. This man's brother came into my model home today with his wife in a costume different than that which you see in the photo to the right but it was his brother nonetheless. His attempt to fool me into thinking that he wasn't Amish was lost when he spouted his anger at me with his wife smirking behind him.

When I said, "Hey there, how are you doin'?" and he replied...."I'm not interested." it was simply the first page in his book of anger. Thicker than War and Peace and darker than Mein Kampf.

When I asked him, "What are you looking for in your new home?" He may have well have said, "A torture basement." when I really heard him say, "We have a house to sell...a condo actually in Daytona Beach."

When I said, "How big is your condo?" and he replied that it was about 1500sqft....he may have well have said, "Just big enough for us to hide the bodies."

When they said, "Can we see your model?" I knew it was code for, "We need to see if you have spots to hide the children."

But....When I showed them the family room and they noticed the fireplace they said, "We wont be needing that. We make our own."

All is right in the world.