A Jewish Pet Coupon Sucker

I suck at keeping my dog's nails clipped so I live in a world of clicking. Click, click, click, click, click. so in one of the mail magazines full of local coupons there is a coupon to get the dogs a bath and their nails clipped. And the angels rejoiced. The dogs, not so much. Anyways, I always look at the savings at that moment. The register starts ringing it all up in my head. If I do it at home it's free but a pain in the tuchus. IF I go to the regular groomer I would use it'd be $80 or so. Not comfortable. So this is a savings of $60! WOOHOO, The Jew in me was jumping around the living room. Sit down. So I get up early this morning, way early, to be first in line so I can get it done before work. Well, this is when the sucking sound began.

The coupon is only good for one dog.
The dog's need some updated shot..........s.

That sucking sound resulted in an unknown amount just yet but they did ask to put a Credit Card on file since my roommate Jessie is going to have to pick them up later.

Damn, I have been suckered by the gentile coupon fairey! Sure the dogs will smell good and they wont click their way around the house but my initial Jew euphoria that was jumping around the living room is now standing on the other side of the porch sliding glass door, arms crossed, tapping a foot and cursing at me behind my back as I type this. He's pissed and we're out of Gefilte fish too!